Sorry folks, but this post’s theme song … needs no lyrics.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. John Tesh:
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As one of the three die-hard NBA fans in our fine five county
metropolitan area, it's tough to put into words, how sweet tonight is.
Don't get me wrong -- I watch an inordinate amount of college
hoops. I think the moment I knew
"The Ex" and I would always remain friends, was when she somehow,
someway, didn't divorce me after the UConn / 'Cuse six overtime game four years
ago. A lesser chica would have kicked my
ass to the curb, for the "hang on, it's still going, I'll be in bed in ten
minutes" routine I pulled for three straight hours.
(No, wait -- we were at Stubbs that night.
So I'd have kicked her out, for leaving me over a basketball game? (cue the befuddled and aloof look.) God, this is confusing. No wonder I'm single.)
But the NBA. I love the Association. I love it because I love seeing
greatness flourish. You don't make it
into an eight, nine man rotation in this league, unless you are truly one of
the most gifted, skilled athletic specimens walking this fine place we call
Earth.
This season is going to be interesting. I think everyone entering last year expected
Miami to win the East. And nobody was
stunned that three of the last four standing in the West were San Antonio,
Memphis, and Oklahoma City.
I'd argue entering the season, at least eight teams have
legitimate Finals credentials: three in the East, five in the West. And another couple in each conference, with
the right breaks and a costly injury or three to the opposition, could sneak
through ala the 1999 Knicks or 2007 Cavaliers.
Furthermore, for the first time in a long time, you can effectively
write off the Lakers and Celtics before the season begins (although I do think one of them, will make the playoffs). And Tankapalooza is already fully underway in
Phoenix, Philly, and the aforementioned Boston.
Plus, it's David Stern's final rodeo. The man who is arguably the most innovative
and successful sports commissioner in North American history (although Pete
Rozelle has a decent argument for himself) is finally hanging it up. You could argue no commissioner has ever
meant more to his sport than Mr. Stern has to the Association -- his first real
action with the League was negotiating the ABA surrender in 1976 that launched
the modern era. From that, to the golden
age of the 1980s with Bird, Magic, and a rising Michael Jordan, to the Bulls
dynasties of the 1990s, to the Lakers and Spurs brilliance the last fifteen
years, he's overseen it all. The Draft
just won't be the same without him.
Somehow, I don't envision Adam Silver having fun with the fans booing
and taunting him, like Ol' Dave does.
The Rolling Stones were right: "what a drag it is getting
old."
Here then are this "fertilizer" blogger's wild turkey
guesses, at how the season will unfold.
(Pause). What? (Pause).
Yeah, that's true -- you wouldn't be completely out of bounds, to accuse
me of chugging the Wild Turkey, when writing these.
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Eastern Conference:
Atlantic Division:
1. Brooklyn Nets
2. New York Knicks
3. Toronto Raptors
4. Boston Celtics
5. Philadelphia 76ers.
Division MVP: Deron Williams, PG, Brooklyn.
Division Coach / Year: Dwane Casey, Toronto.
Playoff Team(s): Nets (2), Knicks (5), Raptors (7).
Rationale / Reasoning: I am really high on this Brooklyn
team. Don't ask me why; I just love the
make-up of this team ... for the next two years, anyway. Then they're going to be an even bigger
trainwreck than their rivals twelve miles away in midtown Manhattan. The Knicks will make the playoffs, and if
they draw the right matchup (which would have to be Chicago, or possibly
Brooklyn), they might win a round. The
Raptors are better than people give them credit for. Boston and Philly combined won't win as many
games as the Nets do. Tank away
boys! Tank away!
Central Division:
1. Indiana Pacers
2. Chicago Bulls
3. Detroit Pistons
4. Cleveland Cavaliers
5. Milwaukee Bucks
Division MVP: Paul George, F, Indiana.
Division Coach / Year: Frank Vogel, Indiana.
Playoff Team(s): Pacers (3), Bulls (4), Pistons (6), Cavs (8).
Rationale / Reasoning: I think the Pacers are the East's best team
entering the season, but the division is so tough, it's going to cost them a
few wins and a couple slots in the postseason seeding. (Conversely, the Southeast is so god-awful,
Miami can sleepwalk through nearly all of it's divisional contests and emerge
with the W.) Detroit, Cleveland, and
Milwaukee are all interchangeable -- two of the three of them, are sliding into
the postseason and losing 4-1 at best to one of the East's finest; the team
without a chair when the music stops, is really going to regret not embracing
the disgrace that is Tankapalooza. And
my guess is, it'll be Milwaukee.
Although when it comes to the Bucks (this site's official rooting interest), I loved the Larry Drew hire, think there's a decent young nucleus
there, and I love, and I mean LOVE, the new court design. But folks?
Sorry -- once again, Bango! will be the most lovable thing at a Bucks game. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing. But it's not a good one.
Southeast Division:
1. Miami Heat
2. Washington Bullets
3. Charlotte Bobcats
4. Atlanta Hawks
5. Orlando Magic.
Division MVP: LeBron James, F, Miami.
Division Coach / Year: Eric Spoelstra, Miami.
Playoff Team(s): Heat (1).
Rationale / Reasoning: this is not an anti-Hawks pick. As they're currently constructed, they should
be the six seed. But Danny Ferry's too
smart to wallow in no-man's land any longer than he has to. This is gonna be a full on fire-sale at the
deadline, if not earlier. The Heat are
trying to accomplish something only two teams have done since the merger: reach
four straight Finals. This will be their
toughest trip yet, to try to get there, and considering Boston had them on the
ropes, Game Six at the Fake Garden, back in the 2012 Eastern Finals, that's
saying something. I could see the
Bullets stealing the eight seed if everyone stays healthy, but if John Wall
hasn't played a healthy season to date, why start wagering that'll happen.
If they are healthy, they are a must-watch team on the League
Pass. You will drool over Bradley Beal
folks. The Magic are in rebuilding mode,
and the Bobcats? I hear that Nathan
Scott dude is available; he's a better option at the two, than anything on the
roster currently.
(What? I haven't gotten to
use the not-even-remotely-funny "One Tree Hill" joke in a while! Cut me some slack!)
Eastern Conference Postseason:
1 Miami Heat over 8 Detroit Pistons Cleveland Cavaliers in five.
2 Brooklyn Nets over 7 Toronto Raptors in four.
3 Indiana Pacers over 6 Detroit Pistons in five.
5 New York Knicks over 4 Chicago Bulls in six.
1 Miami Heat over 5 New York Knicks in seven.
2 Brooklyn Nets over 3 Indiana Pacers in seven.
2 Brooklyn Nets over 1 Miami Heat in six.
Eastern Conference Champion: Brooklyn Nets.
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Western Conference:
Southwest Division:
1. San Antonio Spurs
2. Houston Rockets
3. Memphis Grizzlies
4. Dallas Mavericks
5. New Orleans Pelicans.
Division MVP: Dwight Howard, Houston.
Division Coach / Year: Kevin McHale, Houston.
Playoff Team(s): Spurs (1), Rockets (4), Grizzlies (7).
Rationale / Reasoning: I can make a case for any of these teams at
least reaching the playoffs. The Spurs
at this point have become like the Jayhawks basketball team: until they
actually don't win, how can you pick against them? They've won at least 50 games every season
since 1997 save for the 1999 lockout season ... and that's the year they broke
through and won their first championship.
(Even in the 2011-2012 lockout shortened season, they still won 50,
against a 66 game schedule.)
I like this Rockets team, and Kevin McHale can flat out coach, but
I'm not sold on it. Memphis will be what
they have been the last two, three seasons: a solid regular season team, a
really tough out in the playoffs. Dallas
and New Orleans look like also-rans in a loaded West; if they were in the East,
they'd be a six seed at worst.
Northwest Division:
1. Oklahoma City Thunder
2. Portland Trail Blazers
3. Minnesota Timberwolves
4. Denver Nuggets
5. Utah Jazz
Division MVP: Kevin Durant, Oklahoma City.
Division Coach / Year: Scotty Brooks, Oklahoma City.
Playoff Team(s): Thunder (2), Trail Blazers (8).
Reasoning / Rationale: other than Miami, noone has an easier path
to a division championship and top two seed, than your Oklahoma City
Thunder. The only way they don't win
this division by ten games minimum, is injury issues. Everyone else is fighting it out for the
right to get rolled on the Riverwalk to open May. I think Portland's the best of the bunch,
although the Timberwolves won't be half bad.
The Nuggets have begun the rebuild; the Jazz began it a season ago. Honestly, the only team in this division
worth tuning in to watch is OKC, unless you're into cool looking courts, in
which case taking in a few minutes of a game at the Rose Garden in Portland or
Target Center in Minneapolis isn't a bad idea.
Pacific Division:
1. Los Angeles Clippers
2. Golden State Warriors
3. Los Angeles Lakers
4. Sacramento Kings
5. Phoenix Suns.
Division MVP: Stephen Curry, Golden State.
Division Coach / Year: Doc Rivers, Los Angeles Clippers.
Playoff Team(s): Clippers (3), Warriors (5), Lakers (6).
Reasoning / Rationale: I envision many a late, late night staying
up to watch two of the funnest teams in the Association ... and two of its most
dysfunctional. I'm not as sold on Doc
Rivers as most, but quite frankly, I'd be a step up from Vinny Del Negro, and
my coaching would make Wilt Chamberlain's efforts in 1974 for your San Diego
Conquistadors look accomplished. (True
story: ABA Commissioner Tedd Munchak actually had to pass a rule that required
coaches to wear shoes on the sidelines.
Wilt coached in sandals ... the forty or so games, he showed up
for*.
The key to Golden State is health.
IF Andrew Bogut can give them sixty games, look out. Steph Curry is a pleasure to watch. David Lee was the only thing redeemable about
the Isiah-era Knicks (other than the live blog of the MSG pregame show on my
original site, "The Herm".
There's comedy, there's high comedy, and then there's Al Trautwig
tossing it to Gus Johnson and a pimped out Walt "Clyde" Frazier,
while Zeke is ducking debris being tossed by the Gahden faithful after another
105-72 beatdown to the lowly Bobcats.
2007 Knicks Basketball: As Awful As It Sounds!)
Ditto the Lakers. If Kobe
gives you anything more than half a season, they're stealing one of the last
three seeds. I'm not seeing it for Sacramento
or Phoenix, who should give your 1972 Philadelphia 76ers a healthy run for
their money, for worst record ever.
(They went 9-73.)
(*: I'm telling you, if you want a phenomenal read, get
"Loose Balls" by Terry Pluto.
It's the oral history of the nine year history of the ABA. It's a damned shame the ABA folded up shop in
1976, so it's ineligible for "30 for 30" treatment. (And fell just six months short of being a part of my life.)
Just the Spirits of St. Louis chapter alone
could be made into a phenomenal 90 minute documentary. I mean, let me type ten things the ABA gave
us, both quality and pure entertainment, that the David Stern NBA would never
stand for. You tell me which of the ten
is not quite factually accurate.
1. The first female to run a professional sports franchise,
Colonels owner John Y. Brown's wife Ellie, who noted of her qualifications for
the job: "well, my husband can't fry a chicken, but he seems to do quite
well for himself." (John Y. Brown
owned Kentucky Fried Chicken at the time.)
2. Adolph Rupp, about fifteen bourbons in, calling his team's star
player every racist term in the book, up to and including "coon
(n-bomb)", audibly loud enough to be heard by the entire press corps in
the Memphis auditorium. (Although in Mr.
Rupp's defense, actual attendance that night was likely in the tens of tens, so
noise was not likely a factor.)
3. The slam dunk contest, invented in 1976 at the ABA's final All
Star Game in Denver.
4. Spirits of St. Louis star forward Marvin "Bad News"
Barnes, beating his teammate senseless with a tire iron, after pistol whipping
him didn't get the job done.
5. Pat Boone (yes, THE Pat Boone) losing over $4 million dollars
(a huge amount in 1969) because his fellow owner used a blank check from his
Bank of America account, to open up a line of credit for himself, that he used
to run up millions of dollars in debt, bankrupting the Oakland Oaks franchise
after two seasons.
6. The red, white, and blue basketball.
7. A team named the Baltimore Hustlers ... which quickly morphed
into the Baltimore Crabs ... before settling on the Baltimore Claws ... before
folding without playing a game.
8. A team named the Virginia Squires, who in their final season of
existence (and the last of the ABA), employed not one, not two, not three, not
four, not five, not six, but seven -- SEVEN! -- different head coaches.
9. When the final merger settlement agreement came, three teams
were left out. The Virginia Squires were
bankrupt and unviable. The Kentucky
Colonels took a buyout (due to Chicago’s objections of territorial rights, the
Colonels were not considered for the NBA, even though they were a better
franchise than at least 3/4ths of the NBA at that point), that owner John Y.
Brown immediately used half of to purchase the Buffalo Braves (who eventually
became the LA Clippers).
The most shrewd of the three owners to not get in, was the Silva
brothers of the Spirits of St. Louis.
They got their buyout … but they also demanded, and received, 1/7th
of the shared revenue stream of the four franchise that the NBA did accept (the
Spurs, Pacers, Nets, and Nuggets) – IN PERPETUITY. As of 2011, the Silva had earned nearly $280
million dollars, for simply doing nothing, from those four franchises.
10. A young first year broadcaster fresh out of Syracuse University named Bob Costas was the Spirits of St. Louis play-by-play announcer, and famously said during one early 1974-1975 broadcast "Bob MacKinnon (the Spirits coach) certainly doesn't want to see a repeat of last night's blow job (by the Spirits)."
And … time.
The answer? (4). Mr. Barnes pistol whipped and beat up a
teammate with a tire iron, while still a student athlete at Providence. Thanks for playing!)
Western Conference Playoffs:
1 San Antonio Spurs over 8 Portland Trail Blazers in five.
2 Oklahoma City Thunder over 7 Memphis Grizzlies in seven.
3 Los Angeles Clippers over 6 Los Angeles Lakers in six.
5 Golden State Warriors over 4 Houston Rockets in six.
5 Golden State Warriors over 1 San Antonio Spurs in six.
2 Oklahoma City Thunder over 3 Los Angeles Clippers in seven.
2 Oklahoma City Thunder over 5 Golden State Warriors in five.
Western Conference Champions:
Oklahoma City Thunder.
The Finals:
2 Brooklyn Nets over 2 Oklahoma City Thunder in six.
NBA Champions: Brooklyn Nets.
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