Showing posts with label 2012 rnc. Show all posts
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Saturday, September 1, 2012

final rnc thoughts



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How epic was Thursday night?

I came into the night prepared to cheer.  I never expected to stand and applaud (and laugh) for nearly fifteen straight minutes as Clint Eastwood unloaded on an empty chair.  Yes, at times it was a "whoa, crazy guy at the podium!" ramble ... but so what?  God forbid these things be fun! 

And more to the point -- if you're as thoroughly disgusted by this President as I am, who wouldn't jump at the chance to point out Mr. Obama's failed programs, broken promises, dumb ideas, and thug-style politics?  It was awesome. 

And yet, as much as I enjoyed Clint's discussion with the chair, as much as I liked Romney's acceptance speech*, even as much as I loved Marco Rubio's real debut on the national scene?  As awesome as it was to see Mike Eruzione, my first sports hero, endorse the candidate I am fully behind?  None of those moments were my favorite moment of the night.

(*: I loved, I freaking LOVED, his entrance.  Just like the Sergeant at Arms in the House introducing a President for the State of the Union or some other address to Congress.  The subtle kicks to the balls the Republicans dropped on Obama, were even more fun than the full on HHH Memorial Sledge Hammer shots they landed.)

My favorite moment was when a woman named Pam Finlanson took the podium a little bit into hour two.  If you didn't hear her speak, you need to.  She was a member of the Romney's church, and in the mid 1980s, gave birth three months premature to a baby girl, Katie.  Every day while her daughter was in the hospital, Mitt and Ann Romney visited.  Every day.  Every day, Mitt Romney would pray over the little girl.  And then, a couple months later, after they'd taken their daughter home, Thanksgiving arrived, and they honestly didn't have money for a proper holiday.  Unasked, unprodded, out of nowhere, there was a knock on the door.  It was the Romney's, armed with a full Thanksgiving meal for a family that couldn't afford it.

Now that is cool.

Except that story wasn't the one that got to me.

She also told about the first time she remembered meeting Mr. Romney.  She and her family were new to Boston, and had visited his church the day before.  She answered a knock on her door the next day, and it was Mr. Romney, thanking her for giving his church a try, and to see what her impressions were, as well as to welcome her to the community.

While this was going on, laundry was laying all over the house, trying to dry out, because the dryer wasn’t working.  As Pam began to fold the laundry, almost out of embarrassment at how messy the house looked, Mr. Romney stood up, unprompted, and began folding clothes with her as they talked.

That’s pretty cool too.

But that ain’t the story that got to me.

Her last one, is the one that did get to me.  And not as in "aw, that's neat", but as in I was crying right along with Pam as she finished up.  And if you catch the scan of the delegates, you'll see there isn't a dry eye in the house.

Pam and her family moved to California a while ago, and as time went along and things change and distance kicks in, her family lost touch with the Romney's.  It happens.  Then last year, "after 26 years of miracles", their daughter Katie that was born prematurely, passed away.

This wasn't a national story.  Nobody outside of a few people in the community would have known about her son's passing.

Care to guess who took time out of launching his campaign for President, to comfort a friend in her greatest moment of crisis?

Yeah.  Mitt Romney.

Pam and her family didn't "reach out" to Mitt and Ann Romney -- the Romney's reached out to her.  Out of nowhere.

Wow.  I think I can say, I pray I have at least one friend who gets the meaning of the word like the Romney's do.

Contrast that attitude, that humility, that kindness and love for a friend at her lowest, most broken moments ... to President Obama, who cares so much for his own brother, that said brother had to reach out to a journalist for $1,000 last month for a medical emergency.  When said journalist asked the President's brother why he didn't call his brother, the response was "why bother, he won't take my call".  To President Obama, who has so much compassion and mercy for the most helpless among us, that he voted not one, not twice, not three times, but four separate times to allow infanticide in Illinois.

Mitt Romney walks away from his campaign for President for a day, to simply grieve with a friend.  President Obama won't even take a phone call from his own brother.

Which one do YOU want leading this country?

I know which one I do.  And it ain't Barack Hussein Obama.

OK, a few final thoughts before moving on to Charlotte and the lunacy of the DNC next week …

* Here's why I thought the Eastwood speech was so effective -- because for the first time I can recall, someone who commands respect from everyone unloaded on Barack Obama's failed Presidency.  It wouldn't have worked coming from a politician, because that is what you would expect a Republican political person to do.  It wouldn't have worked if another Joe the Plumber questioned the President, because he's a nobody.

But Clint Eastwood?  When he speaks, people tend to pay attention.  And so for fifteen straight minutes, as he "talked" to a chair, the nation paid attention, as the failures of this administration were laid out and thrown at the "President"'s face.

Eastwood hammered him on unemployment, hammered him on broken promises, hammered him on Gitmo, hammered him on attempting to try terrorists in the heart of Manhattan, rather than on a military base, trashed him for his handling of Afghanistan, bashed him for laying out the withdrawal date -- "Mr. Romney asked a sensible question, why lay out a date, why not just bring them home tomorrow morning?", mocked the President's inability to accept criticism or blame, got in a couple good jabs at Vice President Biden -- "We all know Biden is the intellect of the Democrat Party.  Just a grin with a body behind it", pointed out the President's lack of a basic understanding of business, lampooned him for his constant traveling, pointed out the hypocrisy of being "an ecological man", yet driving gas-guzzling SUV's everywhere, pointed out that noone is above the voting public, and channeled Al Gore from twenty years ago in New York:

"When somebody doesn't do the job?  We've gotta let 'em go.  Let 'em go!" 

"What I'm saying is that we don't have to be mental masochists and vote for someone we don't want in office just because he seems like a nice guy."

And the perfect close -- he dared the President to rebut him, by dropping his most famous catchline: "Go ahead -- make my day!"

I loved every second of it.

* Also, something you don't pick up on the first time you watch it, but after about 50 viewings, you notice THE "piece de resistance".

Have you seen it?  It's cool, if you wanna rewatch the speech and try to spot it, I can wait.

And ... time.

The chair?  Had a teleprompter.  I'm telling you, whoever came up with this, needs to immediately be inducted into the comedy hall of fame.  The chair had a teleprompter!  Like I noted a page ago, the subtle "eff you Barry" moments in this Convention, were even better than the no-doubt-about-it "screw you Soetero" moments.

* Before moving on, can we address the elephant in the room?  We can?  Great.

And said elephant is this: how in the hell are the Democrats going to even come CLOSE to these three days, let alone top it?

Everything said on that stage the last three days was heartfelt, genuine.  It came from the heart, from the soul, from the conviction of the various speakers and presenters.

If the Democrats put out on stage what their core beliefs and values are? 

Look it, I'm more left wing on social issues than I probably should be, but NOBODY in this country wants to spend three straight nights watching the head of Planned Parenthood and the head of NARAL verbally fellate the beauty and joy of abortion.  Nobody wants to see Barney Frank praising the embrace of gay marriage.  Nobody wants to see a law school student screaming at the top of her lungs to "pay for my birth control!"  Nobody wants to watch Nancy Pelosi or "Dingy" Harry Reid speak about how awesome the Affordable Care Act is, and how they used nothing but above-the-board, legitimate means to get it through the Congress.  Nobody wants to see the Reverend Jackson race-bait the masses, Al Gore go off about global warming, or hear Tuesday's keynote speaker, Elizabeth Warren, throw progress and success under the proverbial bus by telling us that only government can build something right.

Most of all, I'll tell you the main thing nobody wants to hear -- a bunch of self-righteous liberals call Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan and conservative folks every foul, vile, inhuman word in the book, all because if the Democrats stand in defense of the last four years, they'll lose in a "46 states, Puerto Rico, and Guam" electoral landslide in 67 days.

And in that, lies the true beauty of what the Republicans pulled off this week.  It's not that they pulled off a convention in which every gamble worked (more on that in a second), or that the convention got "stronger" every day, or even that it was honestly such a proud defense of the conversative agenda that even I admired it.  The beauty of what the Republicans pulled off this week, is that it was 100% genuine.  It was 100% about the issues.  There was no name calling, no accusations of killing a man's wife -- hell, Governor Romney even said Thursday night that "all of us wish Barack Obama had succeeded, because then our country would have been a success". 

The contrast from what we saw this week, versus what we're going to endure next week, will be amazing to watch unfold.  I entered these conventions thinking Romney would win.  After this week?  Knowing what is in store next week?  I KNOW Romney is going to win.

* Every Gamble Worked.

I thought the Republicans took five huge gambles this week, each one bigger than the next ... and every single one of them paid off.

First, they muted Chris Christie.  When Christie didn't unload on the Obama years, I figured it was because they were waiting until later to do it.  And I was right, as on night two, Paul Ryan absolutely tore the Obama record to shreds. 

Second, muting Christie was brilliant, not only because it allowed Paul Ryan to be the attack dog (and look good doing it), it prevented ANY "did Mitt pick the wrong guy" talk from surfacing.  When Christie took the podium Tuesday night, I at least had doubts in my mind if Paul Ryan was the best choice.  By the time Ryan had finished verbally destroying the disgrace that is the Obama years, I not only had no doubts Ryan was the best choice – I had no doubt he was the ONLY choice.

Third, Ann Romney.  Let’s be honest – giving the nominee’s wife a prime time speaking spot is a somewhat new phenomenon that began with the first Bush, but really took off with Hillary.  When you have someone like Barbara Bush, like Hillary Clinton?  The gamble can work.  When you have someone like Michelle Obama or Laura Bush?  The gamble doesn’t hurt, but it doesn’t necessarily help.  When you trot out a Tipper Gore or (hang on, I need to bash my head into a cinder block real quick over this one) Teresa Heinz-Kerry?  It not only hurts you, it directly impacts an election.

Ann Romney?  I don’t think her speech was anywhere near Mrs. Clinton in 1992 (or 2008 for that matter) … but she certainly didn’t HURT Mitt at all.  And that’s a good thing.

Fourth, Clint Eastwood.  I’m sorry – that was the damned funniest thing I’m going to see all year.  And here’s how you know it worked – not even two hours after the RNC was over, the White House Twitter account had sent out a picture of Obama sitting in a chair saying “this seat is taken”.  To put it simply: you don’t respond to an attack that doesn’t hit its target.

And fifth, and I thought this was THE huge gamble – was the decision to not attack the President as a person, but as an executive.  It’s a gamble, in that let’s face it, entering this week, Mitt Romney hadn’t exactly sealed the deal with the conservative base.  Hell, Rush Limbaugh spent two days opening this week ripping the RNC committee for being soft on Obama.

By day three?  You saw what the plan was, and I gotta admit, it’s brilliant.  Because they’re setting the Democrats up for a massive trap next week.  When – not if, when – when the Dems begin to unleash heinous, vile personal attacks the likes of which this country hasn’t seen since the 1860s, you can already see the TV ads now.

Romney: “the President is a good, decent, honorable man, a devoted father and husband, a role model for any man looking to do right by his family.”

Obama: “Mr. Romney killed Mr. Soptic’s wife by taking away his job, his insurance, and causing her to contract cancer!  Mr. Romney put the family dog on the roof while they were on vacation!”

Tagline: “Why can’t Mr. Obama run the type of clean, positive, no-dirty-tricks campaign he pledged to run earlier this year?”

(Then cue the Obama clip of him pledging to keep the campaign “out of the gutter”.)

And you close with “I’m Mitt Romney, and I approved this message, because this campaign should be about the issues, not dirty Chicago style attack points.”

66 days to go.  The end of this insanity is in sight.  And those eight words, are the single best thing to come out of this convention -- they didn't f*ck up ...

Thursday, August 30, 2012

the rnc night three: live ... thoughts

Hola!  And welcome to what is arguably the single most important night in our nation's history.  And no, that is not hyperbole.

Well, ok, fine, it is.  But this is certainly amongst the top five most important night's in this nation's history during my lifetime.  Governor Romney has to build on the awesome momentum that Secretary of State Rice and our nation's next Vice President gave him last night.

I'll stick with this for awhile, but I'm gonna peel away sometime in the 8pm hour, because I want to watch Romney's speech uninterrupted, and quite honestly, I'm so fired up to get to cheer for Mike Eruzione one more time that I need ten minutes to compose myself before he takes the stage.

As always, I'm logged into Yahoo! IM as teamtito15.  Feel free to comment there, or post a comment below.

Let's do this.

Jon Kyl is boring as hell.  Probably good my CSPAN feed keeps stalling.

Oh, same setup as usual -- MSNBC on the TV, CSPAN on the laptop.  Occasionally I'll flip to CNN.  I'll watch the final hour plus on ABC, which prior to Tuesday, was the last unbiased network left.  And now that they've fired their biased news dude on loan from Yahoo!, they are restored to their status as the last unbiased network left.

CSPAN replaying highlights from Ryan's speech last night.  How you lift only a section, I have no clue, that whole thing was phenomenal.  Even the lady who sits across from me (who is a huge Obama supporter), when she got there this morning, she said "he did a good job last night.  I'm finally worried (about winning)."

I think we're winning the debate!

On MSNBC: they're attacking Romney for being rich.  Unbelievable.  Actually, no, it's not, but still -- this is America for Christ's sake.  We LOVE greed!

As usual, Ed Schultz is the voice of reason on the panel.  And yes, I just used the phrase "voice of reason" to describe Ed Schultz.  When you're sitting next to Maddow, O'Donnell, Sharpton, and Hayes, with Matthews chiming in from a bar in Tampa (no, seriously -- the MSNBC set is in a bar!  Awesome!), you're by default the voice of reason.

Rachel Maddow just noted the "push back from the non-partisan press" today.  (stevo spitting out his vodka and mountain dew) WHAT?!?!?!

Chick on CSPAN noting third party candidate Gary Johnson is polling near double digits in Colorado and Nevada: "that could have an affect in a close election".  (Note to Stevo: stick more pins in Ralph Nader voodoo doll tonight ...)

In case you don't think I am DIALED into this election?  I TOTALLY forgot the Chiefs played tonight.  So I might have to flip to CBS on occasion now too.

On CSPAN: Orrin Hatch (UT) wearing a lei.  One of the funniest images of my life -- a Mormon Senator getting lei'd.

Per the schedule, Speaker Boehner gavels us in at 6:30.  Some band called Seven is doing the National Anthem.  Then Rep. Mack (FL) and a President Reagan tribute video, followed by former Speaker Gingrich.  That takes us to 7pm.

Reverend Al: "people are sitting around asking how can I keep my health insurance"  Uuh, Al?  I THOUGHT YOU GUYS FIXED THAT PROBLEM!

We're underway.

Decent Anthem.  And it looks like the joint is packed.  If I lived in the Bay area, I'd have found a way to sneak in.

I see Cardinal Dolan is giving the benediction tonight.  Uum ... ok, fine, I have my issues with the Church, so please, if you wonder why I think giving ANY Catholic minister even 2/1000ths of a podium to speak is BEYOND offensive, click here.  Rot in hell, Bishop Finn.  And the sooner, the better.

Oh God no.  "Stevo's Most Hated Band Ever" comes up, and the drunken delegate dancing begins.  If I have to hear the full song, I've Got a Feeling, That Tonight is Most Definitely NOT Gonna Be a Good Night.

We're already 5 minutes ahead of schedule.  Thank God.  I have to work tomorrow.

You gotta love a designed applause line that generates no response.  Nice job, Rep. Mack!

I really hope the RNC wasn't counting on picking up Florida to take the Senate, because there's no way this guy's beating Bill Nelson.  I'm falling asleep, and I'm only two cocktails in.

HOLY CRAP!  Stop the Presses!  The Jets!  Have!  Found!  The!  ENDZONE!!!!!  Take THAT, 1977 Falcons!

Reagan video starting.

(Stevo applauding loudly ...)  That was amazing.

Speaker Gingrich and whatever number trophy wife this is arrive on the podium.

Classy MSNBC -- they're streaming the CSPAN camera feed right now.  #lazyasf*ck

Drill!  Drill!  Drill!!!  And I say that as someone who currently doesn't operate a motor vehicle, so I'm spared the $3.76 / gallon gas.  Drill!  Drill!  Drill!!!

Looks like Jeb Bush is next, followed by Real World: Somewhere alumnus Sean Duffy (I'm thinking he was in Boston, but maybe New Orleans?), then Mitt's brother Craig.  Thank you GOP, for building in the Memorial WWE Women's Title Match for the conveniently timed bathroom break.

And yes, it is BEYOND awesome that GE Smith is back in my life.  #oldschoolsnlfan

Neat Hispanic Republicans video there.

Whoops, Craig is Romney's son, not brother.  Sorry 'bout that.

He's overwhelmed.  In his defense?  If I was introducing my father to the nation as it's next President?  I'd be overwhelmed too.  It's kind of neat to see, actually.

Hey, an ADA Branch sighting!  Or at least hearing.  Nice to hear Fred Thompson's voice.

Hey, how come none of these kids in this "I wanna be" video desire to be a 35 year old alcoholic live blogging a political convention?  (rimshot?)

OK, that's not the Sean Duffy I was expecting.  But -- I swear! -- the former "Real World" dude is a congressman from Wisconsin, and he's a Republican, and he's married to a Hispanic chick.  So yeah, I have NO clue who this Sean Duffy is.

Come on GOP, can't we haul Katherine Harris out there on stage, just to complete the raping tonight?  #stillbitterover2000

MSNBC still stealing CSPAN's feed.  Hang on, let me check CNN, maybe only one feed is working right now.  (Changing channel ...)  Well, Anderson Cooper is bloviating right now, so no clue.  But I know there's multiple feeds here for multiple networks, from flipping around last night.

And spare me the "check FOX!" crap response.  I can get behind this ticket because Obama's that awful.  But I'll be damned if I'm drinking the Kool-Aid -- I'm hopping on the truck with Congressman Ryan and praying I don't get gunned down.

(My God, the Jamestown throw-away references don't work anymore ... because a Congressman Ryan seeks to become our next Veep.  Dammit all!  Dammit all to hell!)

Stunner -- the District's schools are failing.

Oh, Sean Duffy's a teacher.  OK, now this makes sense.  Although I still with it was the former Real World dude.

Wait -- since when do Republicans launch "stem labs" that "promote science"?  I thought they opposed stem cell research, and thought women being raped can just "shut that thing down"?  I'm confused.

And yes, the fact that a certifiable f*cking IDIOT like Todd Akin is TIED with Claire McCaskill?  FRIGHTENS me.  I FLED Kansas to get away from morons like Todd Akin.  Turns out I traded in Phill Kline for something just as bad.

FYI -- I have no problem with vouchers ... so long as vouchers are only used in public education within the same district as the child lives in.  Having said that, as the son of a long-time teacher and proud NEA member?  I totally understand why the teachers oppose vouchers so much.

I'm not trying to intentionally make fun of this current speaker ... but he's coming off like a poorly played Tracy Morgan SNL character.

FYI -- this is about to get UGLY.  There is not ONE thing worth listening to or watching over the next 30 minutes -- it's Romney's fellow Church members, the band that did the Anthem, and that annoying chica from Washington who makes me understand why Elvis shot his television screen.

Stat -- flip to MSNBC!  Matthews and Schultz are having a verbal throwdown of a generation!

This is EPIC!  And Reverend Al chimes in on Matthews' side!  I swear to Christ, Ed Schultz might kill Sharpton during the next commercial break.

It's probably good Matthews and Schultz are 2,000 miles apart.

Now Rachel's mad as hell!  And poor Chris Hayes is sitting with a "f*ck no, I'm not jumping in!" look.

And now HE jumps in!

DAMMIT!  Maddow shuts this down.  Although she's making fun of it and pissing off both Schultz and Matthews.  #whyilovemaddow

We're at commercial.  If Reverend Al doesn't reappear ... uum, remember that old joke where President Bush goes to speak to a class, a kid named Stanley asks him why we invaded Iraq when there were no WMD's, then the bell for recess conveniently rings?  Kids come back, and (go figure) a kid named Steve then asks the President "why did we invade Iraq when there were no WMD's ... and also, why did the bell ring ten minutes early, and where the hell is Stanley?"  If Reverend Al isn't there when they come back from break ... uum ... why did you go to break ten minutes early, and where the hell is Reverend Al?

Maddow just explained (inadvertently) why they're using CSPAN's feed.  Makes sense.  (Namely, NBC's isn't live until 10pm ET).

Wow.  Uum, if THIS guy was the "bishop" of my church?  I wouldn't go.  Wait, I don't go now ... so what the hell, speak away!  I mean, this guy looks like a damned undertaker.  (No offense, Donnie).  This guy wouldn't know how to crack a smile if Jesus Christ of said Church of said Latter Day Saints grabbed both of his cheeks and pulled them apart.

"Pure religion is to visit the fatherless and the widows in their affliction".  Wait, I thought it was to collect kiddie porn on a computer and molest the alter boys?

Or to, I don't know, like, oh, let's say, a former pastor that was my neighbor growing up, "abscond with the Church treasury and the Church secretary two weeks before retiring".

FYI -- we have NOT seen Reverend Al since coming back from commercial.  (law and order voice) DUH DUH!

Matthews still looks steamed, for what it's worth.

WHEW!  Reverend Al sighting.  I was getting worried.

This current story on CSPAN has me tearing up.  If ANYONE doubts Mitt Romney is one HELLUVA good man, cue up the Oparowski's speech when it's available.  What a story.

The Pam Finlayson testimony for Mitt is even better.  If you've ever had someone you love born premature and have to see them in the pre-mee incubator?  Yeah.  I'm in tears right now.

"When it comes to loving your neighbor, you can live it, or you can say it.  The Romney's live it every single day".  Awesome.

I swear to God, there wasn't a dry eye in the house when Kay finished.  Nor should there be.  I have rarely been prouder to back a candidate than I am right now.

Gotta admit, this is just about done.  Up next is twenty minutes of Bain Capital background apparently.  Not that I mind -- it's just gonna be snore-inducing.

Looks like we're 40 minutes away, give or take a couple, from what's gonna rank as the highlight of this convention to me, when (in my never humble opinion) THE greatest US Olympian of all time introduces the man who saved the 2002 Olympics:

("do you believe in miracles" hbo documentary voice) "It was then that Eruzione, whose name literally means "eruption" in Italian, chose to erupt."
(ken dryden voice) "Al, the US team is relying a little too much on goalie Jim Craig right now --"
(al michaels voice) "Eruzione!  He shoots!  He scores!  Oh my Goodness!  AND NOW YOU'VE GOT BEDLAM!!!!"

There are four plays guaranteed to make me cry every time I see them: Tamarick Vanover's punt return for a touchdown against San Diego; Cory Schlesinger's game winning touchdown in the 1994 Orange Bowl; Mario Chalmers' three pointer to tie the 2008 National Title Game ... and Mike Eruzione scoring with exactly ten minutes remaining to put the US ahead for good in the greatest sports upset in history.  Christ, I'm tearing up just typing those words, "Eruzione scoring with exactly ten minutes remaining ..."

YES!  A video hammering the "You didn't build that" comment!

"You Built That!" chant breaking out as the head of Staples takes the podium.

I wonder if anyone in liberal bastion Los Angeles realizes their gorgeous arena is named after a corporation owned by Bain Capital?

And this dude is HAMMERING Barry!

And with that, I'm out for tonight.  My recap of Romney's speech coming (hopefully) tomorrow.  Until then, good night, and please -- keep getting drunker ...

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

the rnc night one: live ... thoughts?

Hi there.  I'll be posting my reaction to tonight's proceedings as they occur, as I always like to do for the Conventions, dating back to 2000's email chain debates.

I will probably stick with this through the 9pm ET hour, as I want to watch Mrs. Romney and Gov. Christie's speeches live, and I'll likely post a reaction / recap tomorrow on those speech.  Figure on the same applying tomorrow for live thoughts / Ryan acceptance, and Thursday for live thoughts / Romney acceptance.

FYI, I am logged into Yahoo and Yahoo IM! as teamtito15 if you have thoughts to contribute, and for the record, I am primarily watching MSNBC on the TV, and CSPAN on the computer.  After the embarrassment of FOX News talking through the national anthem earlier today, I will not be tuning into that unpatriotic, anti-American news network for even 2/1000ths of a second tonight.  (To be fair: like I would have anyways.)

Free free time chime in if you're out there, and if not, well, at least you aren't getting a 22 page email chain like twelve years ago!!!  Improvement!!!

Kudos to Andrea Mitchell for braving the convention floor.  If Sean Hannity ever had the balls to show up at a DNC ... well, it's probably for the best he doesn't.

And we're already ten minutes behind schedule.  This is going spectacularly well so far.

Sorry, had to fix a vodka and Gatorade to get through this.  I'm swallowing hard and voting Romney because of economics, nothing more, nothing less.  I continue to believe the social platform of the GOP is a disgrace to its fellow citizens, and an embarrassment to women.

Case in point: former Senator Santorum is on the speaking lineup tonight.  Disgraceful, embarrassing, Santorum.  Fine, not as catchy as "left, liberal, Granholm" or "I wanna be a Corzine Crony!" from back in the early 2000s, but it works.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a very warm welcome to the Speaker of the Hou --"  BOO!  BOO!

I have no idea where Boehner is going with this bar analogy.  Conservative Christians do not like people who hang out in bars.  Hence the lack of any applause or interest of this from the floor.

Although to be fair, Boehner's struggling so much, I think he visited a bar or three this afternoon.

Wait, we're kicking a guy who held a beer summit out ... and letting a teetotaler in?  I'm beyond confused, Mr. Speaker.

Somewhere, Barry just threw a beer bottle at his television if he just heard the line "President Romney".  It's my favorite underlying storyline so far in this campaign -- Barry HATES Romney with a passion.

Well, Mr. Speaker, if a two pack a day smoker with a horrendous fake tan who slurs his speech in a major broadcast speech can rise to the third most powerful person in the country, then ANYONE can rise in this nation!

Chris Matthews looks genuinely pissed on MSNBC right now, FYI.

Wow, THIS is the RNC chair?  God, he makes used car salesmen look dignified.  No offense to any used car salesmen who stumble onto this.

No offense, sir -- but you're no Terry "The Punk" McAuliffe.  He'd eat you for breakfast, and your wife for lunch.  This is UTTERLY uninspiring.

And this guy is LIT like a Christmas tree.  He has yet to get through a paragraph without sounding like your buddy slumped on your shoulder, ready to sleep off a bender.  And he's sweating profusely.  Just saying.

What a dolt -- Mr. Priebus just admitted he and his party left things in bad shape.  Somewhere, every past competent RNC chairperson is shaking their head in disgust.

I love the theme, but good grief, GOP, THIS is the most effective salesperson you've got to sell success as a good thing?

Whew, he's done.  Next up, your 2008 winner of "America's Got Talent", Neil Boyd!  (who?)

Well, in the words of my brother, "I'm proof that looks ain't everything!"  Wow, this dude is HUGE!  I mean, who let Ralphie May on the stage (rimshot!)

If Bill Cosby is up next, this will be THE greatest unintentional comedy moment of my lifetime.

Nope, but it's close -- drunken delegate dancing to crappy houseband music!!!  Currently playing is "I Want You To Want Me".  I'm telling you, drunken delegate dancing would draw AT LEAST a 5.0 / 7 share on an average Wednesday night on Bravo.  I gotta remember to do this tomorrow on my work laptop, so I can use the Snag-It function to grab these dancin' fools.  As someone who knows every manuever to "Bye Bye Bye", I love it.

Some young black chick named Mia up next ... and she's running for Congress?  Whoa!  AND SHE'S FROM UTAH!  A black person lives in Utah!  Christ, what's next, a gay person in Kansas?

AND it's an inter-racial marriage!  Hey, you can't POSSIBLY be a Republican chica -- inter-racial marriage was against the law 50 years ago, and we ALL KNOW that the "traditional definition of marriage" is not allowed to evolve in any way, shape, or form.

Sorry, I have to do it.  (joe biden voice) Here you have a clean, articulate, bright young black person ... and yes, Mr. Biden actually said those words about Mr. Obama in the 2008 campaign.

Her name is Mia Young.  I'd consider voting for her.  Wait -- she's ROCKING the pearl necklace.  Hell yes I'd vote for her.

Why didn't they open with this chica?  She is ON FIRE!

"Mr. President, I'm here to tell you we the people are awake, and we aren't buying what you're selling in 2012!"  Amen sister.  Amen.

"This is OUR story!  This is OUR America!  This is the America that we know?  Because WE BUILT IT!"  OH HELL YES!!!  Hang on, first standing applause of the night ...

Poor Ezra Klein looks like he's seen a ghost on MSNBC.  You think it's starting to sink in the public ain't buying the shit they're peddling anymore?

"God Bless America!  This is OUR TIME!  We are truly the last best hope on Earth!  Thank you!"  Tremendous speech.

Janine Turner -- yes, THAT Janine Turner -- up next.  And wow, she is drop dead gorgeous tonight.

Wow, she's ... she's a little off tonight.  And by "off", I mean "drunk".

"America is exceptional!"  Well, duh.  That's obvious to anyone not named Barry Soetero (D-Indonesia).

So wait -- did the Democrats build our massive debt ... or did Reagan and Bush II?  (Answer: both.  See, we DID build this together!)

"Democrats depend on dependents".  I liked that line.

Somewhere, you know Joe Biden is wondering where the hell he currently is.

"Principle one: God gives us our rights, not government."  (stevo sighing ...) Lady, do you not have a clue what the Enlightenment is?  Please, do yourself a favor and go read up on it.

At least she was pleasant to look at.

"Performing "I Build It", please welcome Lane Turner!!!"  WHO?!?!

"I built it, with my own two working hands / I built it, with no help from Uncle Sam".  Awesome.  The Romney ad should just run this chorus as a campaign ad.

Hang on, I'm checking to see if this is available on iTunes.  If it is, it's IMMEDIATELY added to Mixology 2012.

Some candidate for Lieutenant Governor of Delaware is up, Sher Valenzuela (sp?)  Uninspiring so far.

Damn, NOT available on iTunes yet.  Although iTunes search engine was at a crawl.

Sorry -- still here.  This has been a good speech, just not particularly quote-worthy.

FYI -- for Thursday, it's not the "to be announced" speaker I'm fired up for, it's Mike Freaking Eruzione introducing Governor Romney.  Any person who know was "USA 4, ussr 3" means, THIS is gonna be REALLY special.

Well, that's over.

OH SWEET JESUS!  OAK!  RIDGE!  BOYS!!!!  I swear to Christ, if they play "Thank God for Kids", that's it, my life is over, it's beyond complete.

"Amazing Grace".  Good enough.  And yeah, I'll join in.  Back in (chuck woolery voice) "two and two".

Kudos to CNN for carrying this live.  MSNBC is in commentary.  I refuse to tune to FOX on principle.

And ... awesome.  Even Wolf Blitzer is having an on-air orgasm over that.  (Back to MSNBC).

Cathy McMorris-Rodgers, eastern Washington's Congresswoman.  I have no idea why she's up there either.  OH WAIT, now I do.

"Each speaker is here to send three simple words to President Obama -- WE!  BUILT!  IT!"  Damn skippy we did.  Take that, you commie bastard.  (what?)

Hey -- you can question the commie part of that, but the bottom line is, he was born out of wedlock, and he's a male.  (pause).  Bastard.

Just did a quick check -- only two Gatorades left in the fridge.  Crap, knew I should have taken the early bus home.  Oh well, in any event, this wasn't going past Santorum anyways, because I'll need 15 minutes to binge, purge, shower, and purge again after his speech.

Senator Kelly Ayotte (NH)!!!  Well, she's certainly not bad.  (Drop it this soon ... yeah, why not).  I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.  Especially if my name was crackers (rimshot!)

Hey, look at those fake column thingies behind her!  Can't IMAGINE where she'd get that idea from (rimshot!)

Based on this speech so far, Romney did well to pass on her as the Veep.  Sarah Palin already had me in permanent applause mode five minutes into her speech four years ago.  And I am anything but a fan of the former Governor.

"Isn't it time we had a leader who believes creating jobs out to be celebrated, not penalized?"  Yeah, we had one ... twelve years ago.  And he was a Democrat for Christ's sake.

WHOA -- Rep. Peter King (NY) just on MSNBC with Chuck Todd, and man, that guy looks like David Glass.  And I'm not referring to Todd.

Come on chica -- that's a VERY unfair charge.  I guaran-damn-tee you Mr. Soetero ran a drug ring back in the day.  If I ran a gambling pool, I guaran-damn-tee you Barry was a low-level dealer.  So he HAS run a business.  (Albeit, like me, an illegal one.)

Jack Gilchrist up next.  A New Hampshire small business owner.

"Lead, follow, or get out of the way".  Awesome.  "Everyone who runs a business understands this -- other than our federal government ... small business needs a leader who understands the entire spectrum of business and industry ... a leader who will not avoid dealing with difficult issues".  Amen, sir.  Amen.  Too bad that man left office 24 years ago.

Gov. Kasich (OH) up next.  In the interest of full disclosure: I have ALWAYS liked this guy.

Even Chris Matthews just laughed out loud at that intro.

"Setting people free" -- I wish the RNC would hammer home on a stat heard earlier today on 980 -- there are more African American males currently incarcerated or monitored by the correctional system for drug charges?  That were in slavery in 1860.  There's something really, really wrong with that.

"We killed the death tax"!  Amen.  "No person should have to visit the undertaker and the tax man on the same day!"  Amen.  "And we need to do it in Washington as well!"  A-f*cking-men.

OK, THAT I have a problem with -- why are you piling up surplus while crippling the social safety net?  Come on Governor, you're better than that.

Sorry, had to take a phone call.  Missed Kasich's last four, five minutes.  (That's what replay at work is for.) Oklahoma's governor is up now.

I'm thinking I'll make it through Scott Walker in fifteen minutes, then skip Santorum (to keep me from being committed to a sanitarium (rimshot)!), then recap separately tomorrow Mrs. Romney and Gov. Christie.

I'm not sure what "old school" common name I miss more: Harold, or Ralph.  I still lean Ralph ... but Harold's pretty cool.

Reverend Al just went off on "cheap politics to gain an edge".  Uum, do I shout it?  (pause) TAWANA BRAWLEY!!!

Was it REALLY just eight years ago Tom Brokaw, Tim Russert, Brian Williams, and (yes, swear to God, this is true) Rush Limbaugh co-hosted NBC's coverage of Election Night 2004?  NBC News now?  Rachel Maddow, Ed Schultz, Lawrence O'Donnell, Reverend Al, some geeky dude in glasses that isn't Ezra Klein, and Ezra Klein (who, I actually like).  How do you sink so low, so fast?

The GOOD thing about hammering home the "we built this!" theme?  Is that Barry now HAS to waste a night "answering" the charge.

Gov. McDonnell (VA) up next.  "We'll actually have a vice president who knows what state he's in".  ZZZZZZZZZING!

I ask this with all seriousness -- why do Republicans tout immigration at all?  Apparently as long as you aren't olive skinned, you're welcome to come over here.

"Too many of us are looking for work, because this President's policies haven't worked".  Good line.

"The EPA is the Employment Prevention Agency".  Another good line.  Although nobody on the floor is paying attention.  (pause) OH GREAT, so THIS is the throw-away Big Show / Test / Kane "hit the pisser, it's cool, we built this 10 minutes into the program" portion of the evening.

Ask Kansans if their budget shortfalls were met "without raising taxes", sir.  (cough) LIAR! (cough)

God bless it sir, it's not your "fiscal policies" I take issue with.  I wish to God you and your ilk felt the same about the social agenda (aka "keep the f*ck out of my life!") as you do with the "fiscal agenda".  Sir.

Overall, not a bad speech.  I thought Governor McDonnell had a little Bill Clinton in him.

And next up ... is Bev Gray, a business owner from Virginia.  MSNBC WISELY switches to an interview with Rachel Maddow and some black chica contributor.

OK, fine, I get the point of the night, and I COMPLETELY agree with it -- but for Christ's sake, this is the REPUBLICAN National Convention, not the Democrat.  Why the soup line / unemployment / sad sack stories that run on for fifteen minutes too long ... and that was thirty minutes before they began?

At the risk of taking too many personal liberties here, Mrs. Gray does NOT look like a woman who went "nine months without a paycheck".

Kimmie Candy -- BUY IT.  Because their owner BUILT IT.  Damn skippy!

Governor Walker up next!  In a sane world, he's the nominee.  Then again, in a sane world, Hillary's running for re-election, coming off twenty unchecked years of Democrat rule.

I give MSNBC 2 seconds to dump out of this live speech.

About 500 feet from Gov. Walker, Ed Schultz is ranting like a crazy dude.  In his defense?  He should be.

"Elections have consequences."  Yup.  Yup, they do Governor.

"People, not governments, create jobs".  Yes, yes they do sir.

Sadly, Governor Walker, the generation thinking more of their children than themselves ... ended with my folks generation.  Thankfully for this country, people my age will make the sacrifices our parents are too selfish to make, and save this country.  You greedy folks that are the "Lamest Generation", the "Baby Boomers", who have BANKRUPTED this nation through your reckless greed and spending?

You're welcome.

I plan to post my react's to Mrs. Romney and Gov. Christie's speeches before tomorrow night, and will pick up again sometime around 6pm CT tomorrow, which I think is the biggest night of the convention.  Rep. Ryan HAS to make the case for WHY we need entitlement reform.  People my age, get it.  People my grandparents age, get it.

Unfortunately, people in the 40-65 demographic, are too self-centered and clueless to "get it".  And go figure, they represent damned near every Obama voter we have to overcome in 70 days from today ...

Monday, August 13, 2012

fourteen days from tonight

To paraphrase (or, considering he's an expert at it), to plagarize Vice President Biden, "yes.  Yes, I accept your request to live blog the upcoming national conventions!"  (cue raucous crowd cheering!!!!!)

Look it, for the first time in 12 years, I know who I'm voting for entering the Conventions.  In 2000, I was strongly in Vice President Gore's corner, and I still consider his acceptance speech to be the strongest, most coherent defense of my liberal viewpoints I've ever heard.

But this current President?  Is so far off the capitalist reservation, that no person who believes in the idea of "an honest wage for an honest day's work" can back him, let alone vote for him.  Having said that?  The DNC is always more entertaining than the RNC.

So yes, I will be live blogging (at least) the first couple nights of the RNC, as well as the DNC a week later.  But like four and eight years ago, I'll probably end the live blog entering the last hour each night, so that I can watch the keynote speeches as they occur, and then post my reaction to said keynote speeches the following day.  I'll also probably employ the same approach as the last two election cycles, and have CSPAN on the primary feed, while rotating between the three major news networks on the second feed, and eventually settling on ABC for the final hour each night (because ABC is just about the last balanced news division left in this country).

So that's the plan two weeks from tonight.  Regardless of my feelings about this election (and I believe it is the most important in the history of the country), both Conventions deserve my smart ass, relatively biased coverage.  And you deserve to read it, and participate along if you so choose.

Until then, come on people -- "The Closer" finale starts in 2 minutes.  Stop reading this and watch the best first-run series on television's finest hour ...

week twelve picks

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