week eight: non chiefs (stuff) ...

“Tell me what you really like;

Baby?  I can take my time.

We don’t ever have to fight --

Just take it step by step!

I can see it in your eyes;

‘Cause they never tell me lies.

I can feel that body shake --

And the heat between your legs! …

I feel it coming!

I feel it coming baby!

I feel it coming!

I feel it coming baby!

I feel it coming!

I feel it coming baby!

I feel it coming!

I feel it coming baby! …”

-- “I Feel It Coming” by The Weeknd.

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Last Week SU: 7-8-0.

Season to Date SU: 65-41-0.

Last Week ATS: 4-9-2.

Season to Date ATS: 62-40-4.

Last Week Upset / Week: let’s not reminisce.

Season to Date Upset / Week: 4-3-0 both SU and ATS.

This Week’s Upset / Week: Texans (+5 ½) over Seahawks.

Welcome to "Embrace the Hate Week", peoples and peepettes!  Monday night, the Red and Gold can (with a lil’ help from our (jim rome voice) good friend OJ Simpson’s old team) effectively wrap up the AFC West race by beating those people at Arrowhead.

I have my thoughts on the Chiefs coming in a separate post … but I didn’t want to waste any time getting on the record with my other selections.

The Non-Jets, Non-Chiefs Predictions:

* Byes: Packers, Titans, Rams, Giants, “Super” Cardinals, Jaguars.

* at Ravens (-3) 16, Dolphins 10.  “Empty Nest Game O’ The Week” honors.

* Vikings 24, Browns (+9) 21 (Game in London).  “ALF Game O’ The Week” honors.

* at Bills (-2 ½) 52, raiders 3.  

* at Bengals (-10) 38, Colts 13.  “Good Times Game O’ The Week” honors.

* at Patriots 30, “Super” Chargers (+7) 24.  

* Panthers (+2 ½) 20, at Bucs 19.

* at Saints (-9) 38, Bears 0.  “Webster Game O’ The Week” honors.

* at Eagles (-13) 49, 49ers 3.  “Designing Women Game O’ The Week” honors.

* Texans (+5 ½) 24, at Seahawks 23.

* Cowboys (-2 ½) 34, at Redskins 31.

* at Lions (+3) 34, Steelers 21.

The Jets Best Guess:

* “Shane” Falcons (-4) 27, at Jets 17.

Still (Possibly) To Come:

* The “Klassy” Kevin Keitzman Tweet O’ The Week.

* The Watching Party Plans.  (Hint: there aren’t any.)

* The Tailgating Plans.  (Hint: there are some.)

* “Disreputable Mexican Food Truck” Update. (Hint: there is one!)

* Special Commentary: Stevo Preps For His (Way Too Brief) Return to His Adopted Home State.

* The Chiefs (Pointless, Rambling, P*ss Poorly Prepared) Remarks.

* The Prognostication for “The Day I Live For”.

* Plus anything else I feel like throwing into the mix.  

Should be up by sometime Sunday.

Until next time?

(sgt. esterhaus voice) Hey!  Let’s be careful out there ...