to copy this week's bs report ...

I'll predict the over / under for each NBA team!

All over / under season victory lines taken from listening to this week's BS Report at espn.com ...

Atlantic Division:
Boston 55 1/2: over. I have Boston winning 58, top in the East's regular season.
Toronto 47 1/2: over. I have Toronto at 50. Bosh, Calderon, O'Neal. Believe.
Philly 48 1/2: under. Bet the f*cking mortgage! No way they win more than 45!
New York 32 1/2: under. Someone was high on something setting this line.
New Jersey 27 1/2: under. I have them in the 25 win range. Close call.

Central Division:
Cleveland 47 1/2: over. Way over. I have Cleveland winning at least 52.
Detroit 48 1/2: under. Barely. I have them at 48.
Milwaukee 30 1/2: over! KC Bucks Fans Unite!!! 7th Seed Here We Come!!!
Chicago 40 1/2: under. I'm not a fan of this roster, or the coach.
Indiana 34 1/2: under. Not by much, they'll probably win 31, 32. Tough call.

Southeast Division:
Orlando 47 1/2: over. I have them in the 50 win range. Easy division.
Miami 37 1/2: over. I have Miami at 38, 39 wins, last team in, in the East.
Washington 37 1/2: under ... barely. I have the Bullets at 36 wins.
Charlotte 35 1/2: under. If Charlotte wins 30, I'd be stunned. Let alone 36.
Atlanta 37 1/2: under. Way, way, way, way under. If they win 20 I'll be stunned.

Northwest Division:
Utah 51 1/2: over. I have them at 62 and top team in the regular season.
Portland 45 1/2: under. I have them at 44, 45 wins. Fun team to watch though.
Denver 46 1/2: under. Fire sale time. If they win 40 I'll be stunned.
Minnesota 32 1/2: under. This one won't come even close to covering.
Oklahoma City 26 1/2: under. I'm smelling 20-62 or worse.

Pacific Dvision:
LA Lakers 55 1/2: over. I have LA at 60, just behind Utah.
Golden State 37 1/2: over. I have them at 45 and last team in.
Phoenix 46 1/2: under. I have Phoenix at 44 wins and first team out.
LA Clippers 33 1/2: over. I have them at 40 wins, close but not quite in.
Sacramento 27 1/2: over. I believe they can win 30. Decent starting 5.

Southwest Division:
New Orleans 51 1/2: over. Way beyond over.
San Antonio 48 1/2: over. I have them 2nd in the division, meaning at least 50.
Dallas 46 1/2: over. Way over - I have them in the 50 range minimum.
Houston 53 1/2: under. Not by much - I have them in the 50 win range maximum.
Memphis 23 1/2: under. Tough call. I have them at 22, 23 wins. Tough call.